Subject: The Real One!!!!

The Prime Minister of China called President Bush to condole him
after the attack on the Pentagon:

"I'm sorry to hear about the attack. It is a very big tragedy.
But in case you are missing any documents from the Pentagon, we have copies
of everything."


The Israeli Prime Minister calls Bush on 11th sept:

Israel PM: Mr President, I would like to express my condolences
to you. It is a real tragedy. So many people, such great buildings...I
would like to ensure that we had nothing in connection with that...It
was not us...
Bush: What buildings? What people??
Israel PM: Oh, and what time it is in America now?
Bush: It's eight in the morning.
Israel PM: Oops...Will call back in an hour! Bye bye.